



The Round Number
KAURI DAIRY, FROM THE ACCOUNTANT'S CHAIR
// THE SETUP
You have been the family's accountant for twenty-two years. You prepare the season accounts and the budget, you sat with the patriarch through two years of conversations about what happens after him, and on Tuesday you sent the bank the plan you drafted: the home farm to the son, the second farm to the daughter with a sharemilker, the land into the family trust and leased back to both, the patriarch's guarantee released, and a NZ$2.0m seasonal line for the son's entity — all before calving in August.
The reply came back inside the week, to you. The bank will treat the split as two new loans, not one consent. It wants each entity stress-tested at a NZ$6.50 payout, an on-farm meeting with each successor, the guarantee released in stages against two demonstrated seasons, and the NZ$2.0m sized to the son's actual calving cash curve "rather than a round number". It notes, without comment, that owner drawings have risen 65% in two years — in accounts you prepared.
The patriarch wants you to push back. The son says the bank is doing its job. The daughter has asked you what a NZ$6.50 stress test means for her lease, and whether you are her accountant or her father's.
Three people in one family are waiting. What do you do before you write back?
The bank will stress each new entity at NZ$6.50 a kilogram. The accounts you prepared put the combined breakeven a little over NZ$6.20 before the family's drawings and nearer NZ$7.30 after them. It has read your own numbers back to you.